WOW, Mike thinks it's still 1995!
Let's not tell him it's the 21st century till Obama is sworn in, OK?
I believe he left the part out about "the evil environazis will kick you out of your house to create a national park!!!!" and the part that "if you don't donate to the RNC, the lesbian feminazis will destroy your marriage!!!!"
But hey, I guess I'm just too nitpicky... hehe ;-)
They are really confused about whether to use the old reliable "feminazi" in this contest